Crime scene
I don't have to look far for a crime scene as I believe the chupacabra lives in or near my backyard. Piles of bones are scattered all throughout my property. I hear animals scream in the pitch black of the night.




I don't have to look far for a crime scene as I believe the chupacabra lives in or near my backyard. Piles of bones are scattered all throughout my property. I hear animals scream in the pitch black of the night.


I was on my way home envisioning the wonderful treat I had waiting for me. What I found was a cupcake massacre. My treat looked like a zombie and it suffered a brutal attack. Beady eyes protruded out as goo dripped from the knife wound. I'll never buy a mix from thewitch again.....

1) Farmyard Crime Scene


2) Bridge the Unknown
3) Feeding Time!
4) The Local Lorekeeper
Around here, the obvious place for a Chupacabra to satisfy its appetite is at the Witch's Hat Brewery. Our little goat sucker starts off with Fried Goat Cheese, natch. Then, to cleanse the palate a bit, it moves on to the Blueberry Lemonade Salad. The main course is the Night Fury Bacon Jam Burger. Since our Chupacabra has a LARGE appetite, dessert is a must., and our favorite cryptid has chosen the Peanut Butter Pie. And to wash it all down, one of Witch's Hat's renowned micro brews - the Boysenberry Ghost Pepper Night Fury.


I wish I'd been able to join the Chupacabra for lunch as it all looks delicious, but honestly, their table manners are atrocious!!!
Same! The monster in my yard likes to frame me by dragging my neighbors chickens into my yard before ripping them apart...